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Good Will Hunting 

 

FADE IN:

EXT. SOUTH BOSTON ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE -- DAY

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. L STREET BAR & GRILLE, SOUTH BOSTON -- EVENING

The bar is dirty, more than a little run down. If there is
ever a cook on duty, he's not here now. As we pan across
several empty tables, we can almost smell the odor of last
nights beer and crushed pretzels on the floor.

                        CHUCKIE
           Oh my God, I got the most fucked up
           thing I been meanin' to tell you.

As the camera rises, we find FOUR YOUNG MEN seated around a
table near the back of the bar.
                        
                        ALL
           Oh Jesus. Here we go.

The guy holding court is CHUCKIE SULLIVAN, 20, and the largest
of the bunch. He is loud, boisterous, a born entertainer.
Next to him is WILL HUNTING, 20, handsome and confident, a
soft-spoken leader. On Will's right sits BILLY MCBRIDE, 22,
heavy, quiet, someone you definitely wouldn't want to tangle
with. Finally there is MORGAN O'MALLY, 19, smaller than the
other guys. Wiry and anxious, Morgan listens to Chuckie's
horror stories with eager disgust.

All four boys speak with thick Boston accents. This is a rough,
working class Irish neighborhood and these boys are its product.

                        CHUCKIE
           You guys know my cousin Mikey Sullivan?

                        ALL
           Yeah.

                        CHUCKIE
           Well you know how he loves animals
           right? Anyway, last week he's drivin'
           home...
                 (laughs)

                        ALL
           What? Come on!

                        CHUCKIE
                 (trying not to laugh)
           I'm sorry, 'cause you know Mikey, the
           fuckin guy loves animals, and this is
           the last person you'd want this to
           happen to.

                        WILL
           Chuckie, what the fuck happened?

                        CHUCKIE
           Okay. He's driving along and this
           fuckin' cat jumps in front of his car,
           and so he hits this cat--

Chuckie is really laughing now.

                        MORGAN
           --That isn't funny--

                        CHUCKIE
           --and he's like "shit! Motherfucker!"
           And he looks in his rearview and
           sees this cat-- I'm sorry--

                        BILLY
           Fuckin' Chuckie!

                        CHUCKIE
           So he sees this cat tryin to make it
           across the street and it's not lookin'
           so good.

                        WILL
           It's walkin' pretty slow at this point.

                        MORGAN
           You guys are fuckin' sick.

                        CHUCKIE
           So Mikey's like "Fuck, I gotta put
           this thing out of its misery"--So he
           gets a hammer--

                        WILL/MORGAN/BILLY
           OH!

                        CHUCKIE
           --out of his tool box, and starts
           chasin' the cat and starts whackin' it
           with the hammer. You know, tryin' to
           put the thing out of its misery.

                        MORGAN
           Jesus.

                        CHUCKIE
           And all the time he's apologizin' to
           the cat, goin' "I'm sorry." BANG,
           "I'm sorry." BANG!

                        BILLY
           Like it can understand.

                        CHUCKIE
           And this Samoan guy comes runnin'
           out of his house and he's like "What
           the fuck are you doing to my cat?!"
           Mikey's like "I'm sorry"--BANG--" I hit
           your cat with my truck, and I'm just
           trying to put it out of it's misery"--
           BANG! And the cat dies. So Mikey's
           like "Why don't you come look at the
           front of the truck." 'Cause the other
           guy's all fuckin flipped out about--

                        WILL
           Watching his cat get brained.

Morgan gives Will a look, but Will only smiles.

                        CHUCKIE
           Yeah, so he's like "Check the front of
           my truck, I can prove I hit it 'cause
           there's probably some blood or
           something"--

                        WILL
           --or a tail--

                        MORGAN
           WILL!
                        
                        CHUCKIE
           And so they go around to the front of
           his truck...and there's another cat on
           the grille.

                        WILL/MORGAN/BILLY
           No! Ugh!

                        CHUCKIE
           Is that unbelievable? He brained an
           innocent cat!

BLACKOUT:

The opening credits roll over a series of shots of the city
and the real people who live and work there, going about their
daily lives.

We see a panoramic view of South Boston.

Will sits in his apartment, walls completely bare. A bed, a
small night table and an empty basket adorn the room. A 
stack of twenty or so LIBRARY BOOKS sit by his bed. He is
flipping through a book at about a page a second.

Chuckie stands on the porch to Will's house. His Caddilac
idles by the curb. Will comes out and they get in the car.

We travel across crowded public housing and onto downtown.
Finally, we gaze across the river and onto the great cement-
domed buildings that make up the M.I.T. campus.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. M.I.T. CLASSROOM -- DAY

The classroom is packed with graduate students and TOM.
PROFESSOR LAMBEAU (52) is at the lectern. The chalkboard behind
him is covered with theorems.

                        LAMBEAU
           Please finish McKinley by next month.
           Many of you probably had this as
           undergraduates in real analysis. It
           won't hurt to brush up. I am also
           putting an advanced fourier system on the
           main hallway chalkboard--

Everyone groans.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           I'm hoping that one of you might prove
           it by the end of the semester. The
           first person to do so will not only be
           in my good graces, but go on to fame
           and fortune by having their
           accomplishment recorded and their name
           printed in the auspicious "M.I.T. Tech."

Prof. Lambeau holds up a thin publication entitled "M.I.T.
Tech." Everyone laughs.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Former winners include Nobel Laureates,
           world renowned astro-physicists, Field's
           Medal winners and lowly M.I.T.
           professors.

More laughs.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Okay. That is all.

A smattering of applause. Students pack their bags.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. FUNLAND -- LATER
The place is a monster indoor funpark. Will, Chuckie, Morgan,
and Billy are in adjoining batting cages. Will has disabled
the pitching machine in his and pitches to Chuckie. The boys
have been drinking. Will throws one to Chuckie, high and tight.
Several empty beer cans sit by the cage.

                        CHUCKIE
           Will!

Another pitch, inside.

                        CHUCKIE (cont'd)
           You're gonna get charged!
                        WILL
           You think I'm afraid of you, you big
           fuck? You're crowdin' the plate.

Will guns another one, way inside.

                        CHUCKIE
           Stop brushin' me back!

                        WILL
           Stop crowdin the plate!

Chuckie laughs and steps back.

                        CHUCKIE
           Casey's bouncin' at a bar up Harvard.
           We should go there sometime.

                        WILL
           What are we gonna do up there?

                        CHUCKIE
           I don't know, we'll fuck up some smart
           kids.
                 (stepping back in)
           You'd prob'ly fit right in.

                        WILL
           Fuck you.

Will fires a pitch at Chuckie's head. Chuckie dives to avoid
being hit. He gets up and whips his batting helmet at Will.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. SOUTH BOSTON ROOFTOP -- EARLY AFTERNOON

SEAN McGUIRE (52) sits, FORMALLY DRESSED, on the roof of his
apartment building in a beat-up lawn chair. Well-built and
fairly muscular, he stares blankly out over the city.

On his lap rests an open invitation that reads "M.I.T. CLASS
OF '67 REUNION."

While the morning is quiet and Sean sits serenely, there is a
look about his that tells us he has faced hard times. This is
a man who fought his way through life. On his lonely stare we:

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. M.I.T. CAMPUS LAWN -- DAY

A thirty year REUNION PARTY has taken over the lawn. A well
dressed throng mill about underneath a large banner that reads
"WELCOME BACK CLASS OF '72." We find Professor Lambeau standing
with a drink in his hand, surveying the crowd. He is
interrupted by an approaching STUDENT.

                        STUDENT
           Excuse me, Professor Lambeau?

                        LAMBEAU
           Yes.

                        STUDENT
           I'm in your applied theories class.
           We're all down at the Math and Science
           building.

                        LAMBEAU
           It's Saturday.

                        STUDENT
           I know. We just couldn't wait 'till
           Monday to find out.

                        LAMBEAU
           Find out what?

                        STUDENT
           Who proved the theorem.

EXT. TOM FOLEY PARK, S. BOSTON -- AFTERNOON

In the bleachers of the visiting section we find our boys,
drinking and smoking cigarettes. Will pops open a beer. The
boys have been here a while and it shows.

Billy sees something that catches his interest.

                        BILLY
           Who's that? She's got a nice ass.

Their P.O.V. reveals a girl in stretch pants talking to a beefy
looking ITALIAN GUY (BOBBY CHAMPA)

                        MORGAN
           Yah, that is a nice ass.
                        CHUCKIE
           You could put a pool in that backyard.

                        BILLY
           Who's she talking to?

                        MORGAN
           That fuckin' guinea, Will knows him.

                        WILL
           Yah, Bobby Champa. He used to beat
           the shit outta' me in Kindergarten.
                        
                        BILLY
           He's a pretty big kid.
                        
                        WILL
           Yah, he's the same size now as he was
           in Kindergarten.

                        MORGAN
           Fuck this, let's get something to eat...

                        CHUCKIE
           What Morgan, you're not gonna go talk
           to her?

                        MORGAN
           Fuck her.

The boys get up and walk down the bleachers.

                        WILL
           I could go for a Whopper.

                        MORGAN
                 (nonchalant)
           Let's hit "Kelly's."

                        CHUCKIE
           Morgan, I'm not goin' to "Kelly's Roast
           Beef" just cause you like the take-out
           girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our
           way.
                        MORGAN
           What else we gonna do we can't spare
           fifteen minutes?
                        
                        CHUCKIE
           All right Morgan, fine. I'll tell you
           why we're not going to "Kelly's."
           It's because the take-out bitch is a
           fuckin' idiot. I'm sorry you like her
           but she's dumb as a post and she has
           never got our order right, never once.

                        MORGAN
           She's not stupid.

                        WILL
           She's sharp as a marble.

                        CHUCKIE
           We're not goin'.
                 (beat)
           I don't even like "Kelly's."

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. M.I.T. HALLWAY -- LATER

Lambeau, still in his reunion formal-wear, strides down the
hallway, carrying some papers. A group of students have
gathered by the chalkboard. They part like the red sea as he
approaches the board. Using the papers in hand, he checks the
proof. Satisfied, he turns to the class.

                        LAMBEAU
           This is correct? Who did this?

Dead silence. Lambeau turns to an INDIAN STUDENT.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Nemesh?

Nemesh shakes his head in awe.

                        NEMESH
           No way.

Lambeau erases the proof and starts putting up a new one.

                        LAMBEAU
           Well, whoever You are, I'm sure you'll
           find this one challenging enough to
           merit coming forward with your identity.
           That is, if you can do it.

INT. CHUCKIE'S CAR, DRIVING IN SOUTH BOSTON -- CONTINUOUS

The street is crowded as our boys drive down Broadway. They
move slowly through heavy traffic, windows down. Chuckie sorts
through a large "KELLY'S ROAST BEEF" BAG as he drives.

                        MORGAN
           Double Burger.

Will holds the wheel for Chuckie as he looks through the bag.

                        MORGAN (cont'd)
                 (same tone)
           Double Burger.

Chuckie gets out fries for himself, hands Will his fries.

                        MORGAN (cont'd)
           I, I had a Kelly's Double Burger.
                        
                        CHUCKIE
           Would you shut the fuck up! I know
           what you ordered, I was there!

                        MORGAN
           So why don't you give me my sandwhich?

                        CHUCKIE
           What do you mean "your sandwhich?" I
           bought it.

                        MORGAN
                 (sarcastic)
           Yah, all right...

                        CHUCKIE
           How much money you got?

                        MORGAN
           I told you, I just got change.

                        CHUCKIE
           Well give me your fuckin' change and
           we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on
           lay-away.

                        MORGAN
           Why you gotta be an asshole Chuckie?

                        CHUCKIE
           I think you should establish a good
           line of credit.

Laughter, Chuckie goes back searching through the bag.

                        CHUCKIE (cont'd)
           Oh motherfucker...

                        WILL
           She didn't do it again did she?

                        CHUCKIE
           Jesus Christ. Not even close.

                        MORGAN
           Did she get my Double Burger?

                        CHUCKIE
           NO SHE DIDN'T GET YOUR DOUBLE BURGER!!
           IT'S ALL FUCKIN' FLYIN' FISH FILET!!

Chuckie whips a FISH SANDWHICH back to Morgan, then to Billy.

                        WILL
           Jesus, that's really bad, did anyone
           even order a Flyin' Fish?

                        CHUCKIE
           No, and we got four of 'em.

                        BILLY
           You gotta' be kiddin' me. Why do we
           even go to her?

                        CHUCKIE
           Cause fuckin' Morgan's got a crush on
           her, we always go there and when we
           get to the window he never says a
           fuckin' word to her, he never even
           gets out of the car, and she never
           gets our order right cause she's the
           goddamn MISSING LINK!

                        WILL
           Well, she out did herself today...

                        MORGAN
           I don't got a crush on her.

Push in on Will who sees something O.S.

Will's P.O.V. reveals BOBBY CHAMPA and his friends walking down
the street. One of them casually lobs a bottle into a wire
garbage can. It SHATTERS and some of the glass hits a FEMALE
PASSERBY who, although unhurt, is upset.

                        CHUCKIE
           What do we got?

                        WILL
           I don't know yet.

Will's P.O.V.: The woman says something to Bobby. He says
something back. By the look on her face, it was something
unpleasant.

                        MORGAN
           Come on, Will...

                        CHUCKIE
           Shut up.

                        MORGAN
           No, why didn't you fight him at the
           park if you wanted to? I'm not goin'
           now, I'm eatin' my snack.
                        WILL
                 (smiles)
           So don't go.

Will is out of the door, jogging toward Bobby Champa. Billy gets
out, following Will with a look of casual indifference.

                        CHUCKIE
           Morgan, Let's go.

                        MORGAN
           I'm serious Chuckie, I ain't goin'.

Leaving the car, Chuckie opens his door to follow.

                        CHUCKIE
                 (spins in his seat)
           You're goin'. And if you're not out
           there in two fuckin' seconds, when I'm
           done with them you're next!

And with that, Chuckie is out the door.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. SIDEWALK --CONTINUOUS

Will comes jogging up towards BOBBY CHAMPA, calling out from
across the street,

                        WILL
                 (smiling, good naturedly)
           Hey, Bobby Champa! I went to
           Kindergarten with you right? Sister
           Margaret's class...

Bobby is bewildered by this strange interruption and unsure of
Will's intentions. Just when it looks as though Bobby might
remember him, Will DRILLS HIM with a sucker-punch which begins
the

FIGHT SEQUENCE: 40 FRAMES OVER M. GAYE'S "LET'S GET IT ON."

Will's momentum and respectable strength serve to knock the
hapless Champa out cold.

As soon as Will hits Bobby, his friends CONVERGE ON WILL.
Billy JUMPS IN and wrestles one guy to the ground. The two
exchange messy punches on the sidewalk.

Will is in trouble, back pedaling, dodging punches, trying to
avoid being overrun.

When Will goes for one guy, another has an open shot and he
HAMMERS WILL with a right hand to the head.

Will is staggered and bleary, as a second guy winds up for a
shot he is BLIND SIDED by Chuckie who hits the kid like he was
a tackling sled, lifting him off the ground.

Chuckie turns to see Will still outnumbered. It's all Will
can do to stay standing as Morgan DROP KICKS one of Champa's
boys from the hood of a car.

Contrary to what we might think, Morgan is actually quite a
fighter. He peppers the kid with a flurry of blows.

The fight is messy, ugly and chaotic. Most punches are thrown
wildly and miss, heads are banged against concrete, someone
throws a bottle.

In the end, it's our guys who are left standing, while Bobby's
friends stagger off. Chuckie and Morgan turn to see Will,
standing over the unconscious Bobby Champa, still POUNDING
him.

ANGLE ON WILL: SAVAGE, UGLY, VICIOUS, AND VIOLENT

Whatever demons must be raging inside Will, he is taking them
out on Bobby Champa. He pummels the helpless, unconscious
Champa, fury in his eyes. Chuckie and Billy pull Will away.

The POLICE finally arrive on the scene and having only witnessed
Will's vicious attack on Champa, they grab him.

EXT. SIDEWALK (FULL SPEED) -- CONTINUOUS

A crowd of onlookers have gathered. Chuckie addresses them.

                        CHUCKIE
           Hey, thanks for comin' out.

                        WILL
           Yeah, you're all invited over to
           Morgan's house for a complementary
           fish sandwhich.

The Police slam Will into the hood of a car.

                        WILL (cont'd)
                 (to Police)
           Hey, I know it's not a French cruller,
           but it's free.

The cop holding Will SLAMS his [Will's] face into the hood, another cop
uses a baton to press Will's face into the car. The look of 
rage returns to Will's eye.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Get the fuck off me!

Will resists. Another cop comes over. Will KICKS HIM IN THE
KNEE, dropping the cop. Momentarily freed, Will engages in a
fracas with three cops. More converge on Will, who -- though he
struggles -- takes a beating.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. SEAN'S ROOF -- NIGHT

Sean sits, exactly as we first saw him, except his tie is now
loose and an empty bottle of BUSHMILLS is at his side. He 
stares out over the City. A MATRONLY LANDLADY comes out of a
doorway on the roof.

                        LANDLADY
           Sean?

Sean doesn't answer.

                        LANDLADY (cont'd)
           Sean? You okay?

                        SEAN
           Yeah.

A beat.

                        LANDLADY
           It's getting cold.

After a moment, she retreats back down the stairs. Sean doesn't
move.

DISSOLVE:

EXT. CHARLES RIVER, ESTABLISHING SHOT -- MORNING
The morning sun reflects brilliantly off the river.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. COURTHOUSE -- NEXT MORNING

Will emerges from the courthouse. Chuckie is waiting for him
in the Cadillac with two cups of DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS coffee. He
hands one of them to Will. This feels routine.

                        CHUCKIE
           When's the arraignment?

                        WILL
           Next week.

Chuckie pulls away.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. M.I.T. CAMPUS, ESTABLISHING SHOT -- MORNING

Students walk to class, carrying bags. More than any other,
students seem to be heading into one PARTICULAR CLASSROOM.

INT. M.I.T. CLASSROOM -- MORNING

The classroom is even more crowded than last we saw it.
Tom takes notes as Lambeau plays along with the excited
environment with mock pomposity and good humor.

                        LAMBEAU
           Is it my imagination, or has my class
           grown considerably?

Laughter.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           I look around and see young people who
           are my students, young people who are
           not my students as well as some of my
           colleagues. And by no stretch of my
           imagination do I think you've all come
           to hear me lecture.

More laughter.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           But rather to ascertain the identity
           of who our esteemed "The Tech" has
           come to call "The Mystery Math
           Magician."

He holds up the M.I.T. Tech featuring a silhouetted figure,
emblazoned with a large, white question mark. The headline
reads "Mystery Math Magician strikes again."

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Whoever you are, you've solved four of
           the most difficult theorems I've ever
           given a class. So without further
           ado, come forward silent rogue, and 
           receive thy prize.

The class waits in breathless anticipation. A STUDENT shifts
his weight in his chair, making a noise.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my
           spectators, but it appears there will
           be no unmasking here today. I'm going
           to have to ask those of you not enrolled
           in the class to make your escape now
           or, for the next three hours be
           subjected to the mundities of
           eigenvectors.

People start to gather their things and go. Lambeau picks up
a piece of chalk and starts writing on the board.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           However, my colleagues and I have
           conferred. There is a problem on the
           board, right now, that took us two
           years to prove. So let this be said;
           the gauntlet has been thrown down.
           But the faculty have answered the
           challenge and answered with vigor.

                                                       CUT TO:

19 OMITTED

INT. M.I.T. HALLWAY -- NIGHT

Lambeau comes out of his office with Tom and locks the door.
As he turns to walk down the hallway, he stops. A faint TICKING
SOUND can be heard. He turns and walks down the hall.

Lambeau and Tom come around a corner. His P.O.V. reveals a
figure in silhouette blazing through the proof on the
chalkboard. There is a mop and a bucket beside him. As Lambeau
draws closer, reveal that the figure is Will, in his janitor's 
uniform. There is a look of intense concentration in his eyes.

                        LAMBEAU
           Excuse me!

Will looks up, immediately starts to shuffle off.

                        WILL
           Oh, I'm sorry.

                        LAMBEAU
           What're you doing?

                        WILL
                 (walking away)
           I'm sorry.

Lambeau follows Will down the hall.

                        LAMBEAU
           What's your name?
                 (beat)
           Don't you walk away from me. This is
           people's work, you can't graffiti here.

                        WILL
           Hey fuck you.

                        LAMBEAU
                 (flustered)
           Well... I'll be speaking to your
           supervisor.

Will walks out. Lambeau goes to "fix" the proof, scanning the
blackboard for whatever damage Will caused. He stops, scans 
the board again. Amazement registers on his face.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           My God.

Down the hall, we hear the DOOR CLOSE. He turns to look for
Will, who is gone.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. BOW AND ARROW PUB, CAMBRIDGE -- THAT NIGHT

A crowded Harvard Bar. Will and our gang walk by a line of
several Harvard students, waiting to be carded.

                        MORGAN
           What happened?
                 (beat)
           You got fired, huh?

                        WILL
           Yeah, Morgan. I got fired.

                        MORGAN
                 (starts laughing)
           How fuckin' retarded do you have to be
           to get shit-canned from that job? How
           hard is it to push a fuckin' broom?

                        CHUCKIE
           You got fired from pushing a broom,
           you little bitch.

                        MORGAN
           Yah, that was different. Management
           was restructurin'--

                        BILLY
           --Yah, restructurin' the amount of
           retards they had workin' for them.

                        MORGAN
           Fuck you, you fat fuck.

                        BILLY
           Least I work for a livin'.
                 (to Will)
           Why'd you get fired?

                        WILL
           Management was restructurin'.

Laughter.

                        CHUCKIE
           My uncle can probably get you on my
           demo team.

                        MORGAN
           What the fuck? I just asked you for a 
           job yesterday!

                        CHUCKIE
           I told you "no" yesterday!

After two students flash their ID's to the doorman (CASEY)
our boys file past him.

                        ALL
                 (one after another)
           What's up Case.

With an imperceptible nod, Casey waves our boys through. A
fifth kid, a HARVARD STUDENT, tries to follow. He is stopped
by Casey's massive, outstretched arm:

                        CASEY
           ID?

INT. BOW AND ARROW -- CONTINUOUS

Chuckie is collecting money from the guys to buy a pitcher,
all but Morgan cough up some crumpled dollars.

                        CHUCKIE
           So, this is a Harvard bar, huh? I
           thought there'd be equations and shit
           on the wall.

INT. BACK SECTION, BOW AND ARROW -- MOMENTS LATER

Chuckie returns to a table where Will, Morgan and Billy have
made themselves comfortable. He [Chuckie] spots two ATTRACTIVE YOUNG
HARVARD WOMEN sitting together at the end of the bar. Chuckie
struts his way toward the women and pulls up a chair. He
flashes a smile and tries to submerge his thick Boston accent.

                        CHUCKIE
           Hey, how's it goin'?

                        LYDIA
           Fine.

                        SKYLAR
           Okay.

                        CHUCKIE
           So, you ladies ah, go to school here?

                        LYDIA
           Yes.

                        CHUCKIE
           Yeah, cause I think I had a class with
           you.

At this point, several interested parties materialize. Morgan
Billy and Will try, as inconspicuously as possible, to situate
themselves within listening distance. A rather large student
in a HARVARD LACROSSE sweatshirt, CLARK (22) notices Chuckie.
He [Clark] walks over to Skylar and Lydia, nobly hovering over them as
protector. This gets Will, Morgan, and Billy's attention.

                        SKYLAR
           What class?

                        CHUCKIE
           Ah, history I think.

                        SKYLAR
           Oh...

                        CHUCKIE
           Yah, it's not a bad school...

At this point, Clark can't resist and steps in.

                        CLARK
           What class did you say that was?

                        CHUCKIE
           History.

                        CLARK
           How'd you like that course?

                        CHUCKIE
           Good, it was all right.

                        CLARK
           History? Just "history?" It must
           have been a survey course then.

Chuckie nods. Clark notices Chuckie's clothes. Will and Billy
exchange a look and move subtly closer.

                        CLARK (cont'd)
           Pretty broad. "History of the World?"

                        CHUCKIE
           Hey, come on pal we're in classes all
           day. That's one thing about Harvard never
           seizes to amaze me, everybody's talkin'
           about school all the time.

                        CLARK
           Hey, I'm the last guy to want to talk
           about school at the bar. But as long
           as you're here I want to "seize" the
           opportunity to ask you a question.

Billy shifts his beer into his left hand. Will and Morgan see 
this. Morgan rolls his eyes as if to say "not again..."

                        CLARK (cont'd)
           Oh, I'm sure you covered it in your
           history class.

Clark looks to see if the girls are impressed. They are not.
When Clark looks back to Chuckie, Skylar turns to Lydia and
rolls her [own] eyes. They laugh. Will sees this and smiles.

                        CHUCKIE
           To tell you the truth, I wasn't there
           much. The class was rather elementary.

                        CLARK
           Elementary? Oh, I don't doubt that it
           was. I remember the class, it was
           just between recess and lunch.

Will and Billy come forward, stand behind Chuckie.

                        CHUCKIE
           All right, are we gonna have a problem?

                        CLARK
           There's no problem. I was just hoping
           you could give me some insight into
           the evolution of the market economy in
           the early colonies. My contention is
           that prior to the Revolutionary War
           the economic modalities especially of
           the southern colonies could most aptly
           be characterized as agrarian pre-
           capitalist and...

Will, who at this point has migrated to Chuckie's side and is
completely fed-up, includes himself in the conversation.

                        WILL
           Of course that's your contention.
           You're a first year grad student.
           You just finished some Marxian
           historian, Pete Garrison prob'ly, and
           so naturally that's what you believe
           until next month when you get to James
           Lemon and get convinced that Virginia
           and Pennsylvania were strongly
           entrepreneurial and capitalist back in
           1740. That'll last until sometime in
           your second year, then you'll be in
           here regurgitating Gordon Wood about
           the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the
           capital-forming effects of military
           mobilization.

                        CLARK
                 (taken aback)
           Well, as a matter of fact, I won't,
           because Wood drastically underestimates
           the impact of--

                        WILL
           --"Wood drastically underestimates the
           impact of social distinctions predicated
           upon wealth, especially inheriated
           wealth..." You got that from "Work in
           Essex County," Page 421, right? Do
           you have any thoughts of your own on
           the subject or were you just gonna
           plagerize the whole book for me?

Clark is stunned.

                        WILL(cont'd)
           Look, don't try to pass yourself off
           as some kind of an intellect at the
           expense of my friend just to impress
           these girls.

Clark is lost now, searching for a graceful exit, any exit.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           The sad thing is, in about 50 years
           you might start doin' some thinkin' on
           your own and by then you'll realize
           there are only two certainties in life.

                        CLARK
           Yeah? What're those?

                        WILL
           One, don't do that. Two-- you dropped
           a hundred and fifty grand on an
           education you coulda' picked up for a
           dollar fifty in late charges at the
           Public Library.

Will catches Skylar's eye.

                        CLARK
           But I will have a degree, and you'll
           be serving my kids fries at a drive
           through on our way to a skiing trip.

                        WILL
                 (smiles)
           Maybe. But at least I won't be a prick.
                 (beat)
           And if you got a problem with that, I
           guess we can step outside and deal
           with it that way.

While Will is substantially smaller than Clark, he [Clark] decides not
to take Will up on his [Will's] offer.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           If you change your mind, I'll be
           over by the bar.

He turns and walks away. Chuckie follows, throwing Clark a
look. Morgan turns to a nearby girl.

                        MORGAN
           My boy's wicked smart.

INT. BOW AND ARROW, AT THE BAR --LATER

Will sits with Morgan at the bar watching with some amusement
as Chuckie and Billy play bar basketball game where the players
shoot miniature balls at a small basket. In the B.G.
Occasionally we hear Chuckie shouting "Larry!" When he scores.
Skylar emerges from the crowd and approaches Will.

                        SKYLAR
           You suck.

                        WILL
           What?

                        SKYLAR
           I've been sitting over there for forty-
           five minutes waiting for you to come 
           talk to me. But I'm just tired now
           and I have to go home and I wasn't
           going to keep sitting there waiting
           for you.

                        WILL
           I'm Will.

                        SKYLAR
           Skylar. And by the way.
           That guy over there is a real dick and
           I just wanted you to know he didn't
           come with us.

                        WILL
           I kind of got that impression.

                        SKYLAR
           Well, look, I have to go. Gotta' get
           up early and waste some more money on
           my overpriced education.

                        WILL
           I didn't mean you. Listen, maybe...

                        SKYLAR
           Here's my number.

Skylar produces a folded piece of paper and offers it to Will.

                        SKYLAR (cont'd)
           Maybe we could go out for coffee
           sometime?

                        WILL
           Great, or maybe we could go somewhere
           and just eat a bunch of caramels.

                        SKYLAR
           What?

                        WILL
           When you think about it, it's just as
           arbitrary as drinking coffee.

                        SKYLAR
                 (laughs)
           Okay, sounds good.

She turns.

                        WILL
           Five minutes.

                        SKYLAR
           What?

                        WILL
           I was trying to be smooth.
                 (indicates clock)
           But at twelve-fifteen I was gonna come
           over there and talk to you.

                        SKYLAR
           See, it's my life story.
           Five more minutes and I would have got
           to hear your best pick-up line.

                        WILL
           The caramel thing is my pick-up line.

A beat.

                        SKYLAR
           Glad I came over.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. BOW AND ARROW -- LATER

Our boys are walking out of the bar teasing one another about
their bar-ball exploits. Across the street is another bar
with a glass front. Morgan spots Clark sitting by the window
with some friends.

                        MORGAN
           There goes that fuckin' Barney right
           now, with his fuckin' "skiin' trip."
           We should'a kicked that dude's ass.

                        WILL
           Hold up.

Will crosses the street and approaches the plate glass window
and stands across from Clark, separated only by the glass. He
POUNDS THE GLASS to get Clark's attention.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Hey!

Clark turns toward Will.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

Clark doesn't get it.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           DO YOU LIKE APPLES?!

                        CLARK
           Yeah?

Will SLAMS SKYLAR'S PHONE NUMBER against the glass.

                        WILL
           WELL I GOT HER NUMBER! HOW DO YA LIKE
           THEM APPLES?!!

Will's boys erupt into laughter. Angle on Clark, deflated.

EXT. STREET -- NIGHT

The boys make their way home, piled into Chuckie's car, laughing 
together.

EXT. CHARLES STREET BRIDGE -- DAWN

Shot of car crossing over the Charles St. Bridge, overtaking a
red-line train.

EXT. CHARLESTON BACKROAD -- DAWN

Travelling through narrow back roads in Charlestown, passing
the Bunker Hill monument.

EXT. WILL'S APARTMENT -- DAY
Arriving at Will's house and dropping him off.

                                                       DISSOLVE TO:

INT. M.I.T. BUILDING AND GROUNDS GARAGE -- DAY

Lambeau walks into a small garage facility. The area stores
lawn machinery and various tools. An older man, TERRY (58)
sits behind the desk reading the BOSTON HERALD sports page.
Lambeau has obviously never been here before. He takes in the
surroundings, somewhat uncomfortable. Gets dirty.

                        LAMBEAU
           Excuse me. Is this the buildings and
           grounds office?

                        TERRY
           Yeah, can I help you?

                        LAMBEAU
           I'm trying to find the name of a student
           who works here.

                        TERRY
           No students work for me.

                        LAMBEAU
           Could you just check, because the young
           man who works in my building--

                        TERRY
           Which one's your building?

                        LAMBEAU
           Building two.

Terry checks a list behind his [own] desk. Looks up.

                        TERRY
           Well, if something was stolen, I should
           know about it.

                        LAMBEAU
           No, no. Nothing like that. I just
           need his name.
                        TERRY
           I can't give you his name unless you
           have a complaint.

                        LAMBEAU
           Please, I'm a professor here and it's
           very important.

                        TERRY
           Well, he didn't show up for work
           today...

Terry takes a beat. Holding all the cards.

                        TERRY (cont'd)
           Look, he got his job through his P.O.
           so you can call him.

Terry goes through a stack of paper on his desk. Takes out a
card and hands it to Lambeau. Lambeau looks blankly at the
card which reads: "PAROLE EMPLOYMENT PROGRAM."

INT. COURTROOM -- DAY

Will stands before JUDGE MALONE (40) being arraigned. It is
fairly unceremoniuous, the coutroom nearly empty, save Will
and the PROSECUTOR. Lambeau walks in from the back.

                        WILL
           There is a lengthy legal precedent,
           Your Honor, going back to 1789, whereby
           a defendent may claim self-defense
           against an agent of the government
           where the act is shown to be a defense
           against tyranny, a defense of liberty--

The Judge interrupts to address the prosecutor.

                        JUDGE MALONE
           Mr. Simmons, Officer McNeely who signed
           the complaint isn't in my courtroom.
           Why is that?

                        PROSECUTOR
           He's in the hospital with a broken
           knee, Your Honor. But I have
           depositions from the other officers.

                        WILL
           Henry Ward Beecher proclaimed, in his
           Proverbs From Plymouth Pulpit back in
           1887, that "Every American citizen is
           by birth, a sworn officer of the state.
           Every man is a policeman." As for the
           other officers, even William Congrave
           said; "he that first cries out 'stop
           thief' is 'oft he that has stolen the
           treasure."

                        PROSECUTOR
           Your Honor--

Will cranks it up.

                        WILL
                 (to Prosecutor)
           I am afforded the right to speak in my
           own defense by our constitution, Sir.
           The same document which guarantees my 
           right to liberty. "Liberty," in case
           you've forgotten, is "the soul's right
           to breathe, and when it cannot take a
           long breath laws are girded too tight.
           Without liberty, man is a syncope."
                 (beat, to Judge)
           Ibid. Your Honor.

                        PROSECUTOR
           Man is a what?

                        WILL
           Julius Caesar proclaimed-- Though he
           be wounded--"Magna..."

The Judge interrupts.

                        JUDGE MALONE
           Son,
                 (a beat)
           My turn.

The Judge opens Will's CASE HISTORY.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
                 (reading)
           June, '93, assault, Sept. '93
           assault...Grand theft auto February
           '94.

A beat, the Judge takes particular notice.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
           Where, appearantly, you defended yourself
           and had the case thrown out by citing
           "free property rights of horse and
           carriage" from 1798...

Lambeau has to smile, impressed. The Judge shakes his head.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
           March, '94 public drunkenness, public
           nudity, assault. 10/94 mayhem.
           November '94, assault. Jan. '95
           impersonating a police officer, mayhem,
           theft, resisting-- overturned--

The Judge takes a beat. Gives Will a look.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
           You're in my courtroom, now and I am
           aware of your priors.
                 (beat)
           I'm also aware that you're an orphan.
           You've been through several foster
           homes. The state removed you from
           three because of serious physical abuse.

The Judge holds a look to Will, who looks down.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
           Another Judge might care. You hit a
           cop, you go in.
                 (beat)
           Motion to dismiss denied.

The Bailiff goes to remove Will from the courtroom.

                        JUDGE MALONE (cont'd)
           Keep workin' on your arguments, son.
           A word of advice for trial; speak English.

As Will is removed from the courtroom, Lambeau approaches Judge
Malone who is stepping down from the bench.

                        LAMBEAU
           Excuse me, your Honor.
                 (offers hand)
           Gerald Lambeau.

An awkward beat. Lambeau waits for some sign of recognition.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           I'm a professor at M.I.T.
                 (beat)
           Combunatorial Mathematics.

The Judge offers only a blank look.

                        JUDGE MALONE
           Oh. Pleased to meet you.

                        LAMBEAU
           Do you have a minute?

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. MIDDLESEX COUNTY JAIL, HOLDING AREA -- SAME

A GUARD walks Will down a hallway toward a group of phones.

                        GUARD
           One call, to an attorney.
                 (beat)
           One.

The Guard gives Will a hard look for a beat. Then leaves.

                        WILL
           How many?

Will picks up the phone, dials.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Hey, Skylar?

INT. SKYLAR'S DORM -- DAY

                        SKYLAR
           Yeah?

                        WILL
           It's Will, the really funny good looking
           guy you met at the bar?

                        SKYLAR
           I'm sorry, I don't recall meeting anyone
           who fits that description.

                        WILL
           Okay, you got me. It's the ugly,
           obnoxious, toothless loser who got
           drunk and wouldn't leave you alone all
           night.

                        SKYLAR
           Oh Will! I was wondering when you'd
           call.

                        WILL
           Yeah, I figured maybe sometime this
           week we could go to a cafe and have
           some caramels.

                        SKYLAR
           Sounds good, where are you now?

                        WILL
           You aren't, by any chance, Pre-law?
           Are you?

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. MIDDLESEX COUNTY JAIL, INTERROGATION ROOM -- LATER

Professor Lambeau sits, waiting. Will is brought in, shackled,
by the guard.

                        LAMBEAU
           Hello. Gerald Lambeau, M.I.T.

                        WILL
           Fuck do you want?

                        LAMBEAU
           I've spoken with the judge and he's
           agreed to release you under my
           supervision.

                        WILL
                 (suspicious)
           Really?

                        LAMBEAU
                 (beat)
           Yes. Under two conditions.

                        WILL
           What're those?

                        LAMBEAU
           That you meet with me twice a week--

[This portion poorly Xeroxed, but Lambeau explains
the need to meet with a therapist as the second
condition]

                        WILL
           If I agree to this, I walk right now?

                        LAMBEAU
           That's right.

                        WILL
           I'll do the work. I'm not going to meet
           with a therapist.

                        LAMBEAU
           Now, it won't be as bad as it sounds,
           Will.
                 (beat)
           I've already spoken to one therapist,
           his name is Henry Lipkin and he's a 
           friend of mine. He's also published
           four books and is widely considered to
           be one of the brightest men in his
           field.
                 (beat)
           I'm sure it'll be better than spending
           the next six months in jail.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. FUNLAND -- DAY

Will and Chuckie walk up to an enclosed trampoline. Billy and
Morgan prefer to use it for their own version of "Wrestlemania."
As Will and Chuckie approach, Billy is on top of a bloodied
Morgan and has him in the "Cobra Clutch." Will and Chuckie
watch for a beat. Billy tightens his grip.

                        BILLY
           Submit, bitch! Submit! Submit!

                        MORGAN
                 (being strangled)
           Suck my cock!

                        BILLY
           Oh, Morgan!

Chuckie turns to Will, conspiratorially as they wait for the 
fight to finish.

                        CHUCKIE
           What'd you get? You get leniency?

                        WILL
           Probation, counselin', few days a week.

                        CHUCKIE
           You're fuckin' good.

Will Smiles.

                        CHUCKIE (cont'd)
           Just submit, Morgan. He's got you
           in the Cobra Clutch.

                        MORGAN
                 (to Chuckie)
           Fuck your mother too!

INT. WILL'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT

Will sits alone in his one room apartment, reading. A closer
look reveals he is reading a self-help PSYCHOLOGY BOOK. Will
is flipping through the book at about a page per second. He
shakes his head and smiles. Upon finishing the book, he throws
it in a nearby WASTEBASKET. Push in on the back of the book
where a SMILING PSYCHOLOGIST is pictured.

INT. PSYCHOLOGIST'S OFFICE -- CONTINUOUS

Will sits in a well decorated Psychologist's Office. Across
from Will sits the same PSYCHOLOGIST, HENRY LIPKIN (40), from
the book. They are in mid-session.

                        WILL
           That's why I love stock-car racin'.
           That Dale Ernhart's real good.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Now you know Will, and I know, what
           you need to be doing. You have a gift.

                        WILL
           I could work the pit maybe, but I could
           never drive like Dale Ernhart--

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           --you have a quality-- something you
           were born with, that you have no control
           over- and you are, in a sense, hiding
           that by becoming a janitor. And I'm
           not saying that's wrong. I'm friends
           with the janitor that works in my
           building. He's been to my house for
           dinner. As a matter of fact I did
           some free consultation for "Mike" --
           that's not his real name. That's in
           my book.

                        WILL
           Yeah, I read your book. "Mike" had the
           same problems as "Chad" the stockbroker.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Yes. The pressures you feel, and again, I
           am neither labeling nor judging them,
           are keeping you from fulfilling your
           potential -- you're in a rut. So stop
           the Tom Foolery -- the Shenanigan's,
           Will.

                        WILL
           You're right. I know.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Will, your not getting off that easy.

                        WILL
           No, but, I mean you know...I do other
           things. That no one knows about.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Like what, Will?

                        WILL
           I go places, I interact.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           What places?

                        WILL
           Certain, clubs.
                 (beat)
           Like, Paradise. It's not bad.

Will gives the Psychologist a furtive look.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           It's just that feeling when you can 
           take your shirt off and really dance.
                 (beat)
           When the music owns you. Do you
           understand?

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           I might understand that.

                        WILL
           Do you find it hard to hide the fact
           that you're gay?

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           What?

                        WILL
           C'mon, I read your book. I talked to
           you. It's just something I know to be
           true.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           That's very presumptuous.

                        WILL
           Buddy, two seconds ago you were
           ready to give me a jump.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
                 (a little laugh)
           Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but
           I'm married and I have two children.

                        WILL
           I'm sure you do. You probably got a
           real nice house, nice car -- your book's
           a best seller.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           You're getting defensive, Will.

                        WILL
           Look, man. I don't care if you're
           putting from the rough. There are
           solid arguments that some of the
           greatest people in history were gay;
           Alexander the Great, Caeser,
           Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Napoleon,
           Gertrude Stein, not to mention Danny
           Terrio, not many straight men can dance
           like that.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Who is "Danny Terrio?"

                        WILL
           If you wanna hit "Ramrod," take your
           shot. Take some pride in it. You go
           to church? So fuckin' what, God loves
           you. I mean, Christ. A guy as well
           known as you? By the time you put
           your disguise on and skulk out of the
           house Sunday nights you probably look
           like "Inspector Cluseau."

The Psychologist calmly packs his things.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           Well, I can see this is pointless...

                        WILL
           You're getting defensive...Henry.
           And hey, cheif--tell the wife, at
           least. Christ, set her free.

The shrink gets up and walks out.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Fuckin' hypocrite...

INT. HALLWAY -- CONTINUOUS

The Psychologist comes walking out, much to the surprise of
Lambeau and Tom who have been waiting in the lobby.

                        LAMBEAU
           Henry?

The Psychologist keeps walking.

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           No. You know what, Gerry? This is
           why I don't do pro-bono anymore. It's
           not worth it to me.

                        LAMBEAU
           What happened?

                        PSYCHOLOGIST
           I don't have the time. I'm going on
           national television this week.

                        LAMBEAU
           Wait a minute, Henry...

He [Henry] is out the door. Lambeau looks to Tom.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. LAMBEAU'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will is in Lambeau's office. Lambeau is at the board, working
on a diagram as Tom takes notes. Will seems disinterested.

                        LAMBEAU
           This rectangle is subdivided into
           rectangles. One edge of an inner
           rectangle is an integer. Can you prove
           that one edge of the larger rectangle
           is an integer?

                        WILL
           Of course.

                        LAMBEAU
           Okay. How?

                        WILL
           It's an integer proof.

Lambeau smiles.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           What? Hey, look buddy my time's almost
           up. You want me to sit here for an
           hour and write it out?

Lambeau says nothing. Will gets up and goes to the board.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Look, I'll give you the key steps to
           it but I'm not gonna do the whole thing.

Lambeau keeps smiling.

                        LAMBEAU
           That would be a monumental waste of
           time, wouldn't it, Will?

                        WILL
           I think so.

                        LAMBEAU
           I happen to know so.

Lambeau rises and goes to the board.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           You're thinking too hard. What if I
           did this?

He draws a vertical line through the diagram.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Now, what if I do this?

He draws a horizontal line through the diagram. He hands Will
the chalk.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Have you ever played checkers?

Will realizes what Lambeau is getting at. In a flash he starts
drawing lines through the diagram, energized.

                        WILL
           You color-code it. Half-red, half-
           black. If that's an integer--

Lambeau steps in, writing with him [Will].

                        LAMBEAU
           What's that?

                        WILL
           Half-red, half-black--

                        LAMBEAU
           --that?--

                        WILL
           --Half-red, half-black--

                        LAMBEAU
           --That edge!

                        WILL
           An integer.

The two stop. They are silent for a moment. Like two
gunfighters after a duel, they put down the chalk.

                        LAMBEAU
                 (checks his watch)
           It would appear we got that proof in
           under the wire after all. It's not
           how hard you look at things, young
           man, it's the way you look at them.
           If you take aim before you fire, you
           will find the most difficult problems
           become, quite literally, child's play.

Will gets his coat.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Will, you've managed to offend four of
           my colleagues so much that they refused
           to come back. You're meeting with the 
           leading hypnotist in the country next
           week and Tom and I plan to sit in on
           the sessions, so I expect you to behave
           appropriately.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. LAMBEAU'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will sits in a chair across from Lambeau and the HYPNOTIST.
Lambeau's assistant, TOM (33) takes notes. The Hypnotist makes
small talk with Lambeau, who checks his watch.

                        LAMBEAU
           Shall we start the, uh...

                        WILL
           Yeah, when do I get my hypnosis? You
           guys been talkin' for twenty minutes.

                        HYPNOTIST
           Yes, Will. We'll get to that.
           But first, why don't you go to sleep
           for me.

He SNAPS HIS FINGERS and instantly Will's head goes BACK and
his EYES CLOSE. The Hypnotist gives Lambeau a look.

                        HYPNOTIST (cont'd)
           Would you mind standing on one leg?

Will gets up and stands on one leg. Lambeau is impressed.

                                                       TIME CUT TO:

INT. LAMBEAU'S OFFICE -- LATER

Will is reclining, eyes closed, in a trance-like state. The
mood is more serious now.

                        HYPNOTIST
           Okay, you're in your bed, Will. Now
           how old are you?

                        WILL
           Seven.

                        HYPNOTIST
           And what do you see?

                        WILL
           Somethin's in my room.

                        HYPNOTIST
           What is it?

                        WILL
           It's like a small figure, hoverin'
           over me. Gettin' closer.

Will flinches.

                        HYPNOTIST
           You're in a safe place, Will.

                        WILL
           It's touching me.

Lambeau makes a sound. The Hypnotist shushes him [Lambeau] with his [Hypnotist's]
finger. Tom returns to his note-taking.

                        HYPNOTIST
           Where is it touching you?

                        WILL
           Down there.
                 (indicating genitals)
           And I'm nervous.

                        HYPNOTIST
           You don't have to be nervous, Will.

Lambeau and the Therapist trade looks. This is working.

                        WILL
           'Cause I'm not ready.
                 (calming)
           But the figure tells me everything's
           gonna be all right. 'Cause the figure's
           a Libra too. And we start dancin' and
           it's beautiful--

Will breaks into song at full volume.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           "SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT!"

                        LAMBEAU
                 (getting up)
           Oh Jesus.

The Hypnotist gets up and starts heading towards the door.
Will is still singing from "Sky Rockets."

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Wait a minute, Barry.

                        HYPNOTIST
           I have better ways to spend my time.

He is gone. Will stops singing, laughs.

                        LAMBEAU
           Oh, for God's sake, Will.

                        WILL
           Oh, come on! You're not pinnin' this
           one on me. He left, I wanted to talk
           to him for another twenty minutes.
           I was havin' fun.

                        LAMBEAU
           I told you to cooperate with these
           people.

                        WILL
           C'mon, that guy was a fuckin' piece of
           work.

Will gets up and adopts a hypnotic persona in front of Lambeau.

                        WILL (cont'd)
                 (spooky voice)
           Look into my eyes. I don't need
           therapy.

                        LAMBEAU
           Get out, Will.

                        WILL
           Okay...don't forget to get another
           therapist for next week.

                        LAMBEAU
           That's enough.

Will is out the door. Lambeau turns to Tom.

                        TOM
           I called Mel Weintraub this morning,
           to check for availability.

                        LAMBEAU
           What's the point?

                        TOM
           What do you want to do?

                        LAMBEAU
           There is somebody...

                        TOM
           Who is he?

                        LAMBEAU
           He was my roommate in college.

INT. BUNKER HILL CAMPUS -- DAY

This is SEAN MAGUIRE'S "Dying and Bereavement" class.
Emblazoned on the door is "room 101." While the lecture hall
could hold sixty students, there are less than fifteen here 
today.

Sean Maguire lectures to the class in a resigned tone. Tired
of teaching, tired of life, he finds himself resigned to the
tedium of teaching core classes to an indifferent student body.

                        SEAN
           Establishing trust is the most important
           component in making breakthroughs with
           a patient. Why?

A beat.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Maureen?

MAUREEN'S only response is an empty stare.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Keep up the good work, Maureen. Vinnie?

VINNIE looks up.

                        VINNIE
           Because trust is an important thing.
                        SEAN
           Don't bullshit me, Vinnie. Didn't
           your brother give you the notes? Okay.
           If a patient doesn't trust you then
           they won't feel safe enough to be
           honest with you--then there's no point to
           them being in therapy. It's like saying --
           "Fine, come here and don't tell me a
           thing but go home feeling like you're
           doing something about your problems--
           and give me my fifty bucks before you
           leave will ya'!"

He looks around the room for approval. No one is listening.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           If you don't help them trust you --
           then there's no way you'll ever get
           them to sleep with you. And that should
           be the goal of any good therapist.
           Insecure women, you know...nail 'em
           when they're vulnerable, that's always
           been my motto.

The students look up, somewhat stunned.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           See, I got Vinnie's attention.

Laughter. Sean starts to resume his lecture, when he notices
LAMBEAU standing in the back of the room. There is an awkward
moment.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Gerry.

                        LAMBEAU
           Sean.

                        SEAN
                 (to class)
           Well, it seems we're in the presence
           of greatness. Professor Gerald Lambeau
           is a Field's Medal winner.
           Combunatorial Mathematics. 1986.

The students stare blankly.

                        LAMBEAU
           Hello.

                        SEAN
           The Field's Medal is the Nobel Prize
           for math.
                 (beat)
           But it's only given out every four years.

A beat.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Okay, that's all for today. Try and
           get through Fernald by Monday.

The class starts to pack up and file out. Lambeau approaches
Sean who steps down from the lecturn.

                        LAMBEAU
           Good to see you.

                        SEAN
           Good to see you.

                        LAMBEAU
           Is there someplace we can talk?

                                                       CUT TO:
EXT. HARVARD SQUARE -- NIGHT

Will and Skylar on their first date. They watch a street
MAGICIAN doing tricks with a rabbit. The guy's tricks are
pretty good, but his on-stage persona could use some work. He
is incessantly repeating the phrase "this is the rabbit, the
rabbit really does the tricks." Will gives Skylar a look and
they move on.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. TOY STORE -- LATER

Will and Skylar walk into the small shop.

                        SKYLAR
           I don't know, it was just kind of the
           boring suburban thing. Private school,
           Harvard, and now Med. School.
                 (Beat)
           I actually figured out that at the end
           of it, my brain will be worth a quarter
           of a million dollars. I shouldn't
           have told you that...

                        WILL
           I bet your parents were happy to pay.

                        SKYLAR
           I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.

                        WILL
           Is Harvard gettin' all that money?

                        SKYLAR
           Stanford. I'm leaving in June after I
           graduate.

                        WILL
           So you just want to use me and go?

                        SKYLAR
           Well, I'm gonna experiment on you for
           my anatomy class, then go.

                        WILL
           In that case, fine.
                 (beat)
           Want to see my magic trick?

                        SKYLAR
           Sure.

Will, pulls out a bulging HANDFUL OF CARAMELS.

                        WILL
           Now, I'm gonna make all these caramels
           disappear.

                        SKYLAR
           Okay...

Will goes into all manner of hocus-pocus theatrics. Then shakes
his hand wildly. The trick doesn't pan out and the caramels
go flying all over the store. Skylar laughs.

                        WILL
           It works better when I have my rabbit.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. LOCKOBER RESTAURANT -- NIGHT

Lambeau and Sean share a table at this exclusive restaurant.
Sean seems slightly out of place in his wrinkled sport coat.

                        LAMBEAU
           I didn't see you at the reunion.

                        SEAN
           I've been busy.

                        LAMBEAU
           You were missed.
                 (beat)
           How long has it been since we've seen
           each other?

                        SEAN
           Since Nancy died.

                        LAMBEAU
           I'm sorry, that damn conference--

                        SEAN
           I got your card.

INT. HARVARD SQ. DINER: "THE TASTY" -- NIGHT

A FRY COOK hands Will and Skylar a pair of CHEESEBURGERS.

                        SKYLAR
           Have you ever seen Annie Hall?

                        WILL
           No.

                        SKYLAR
           Well, there's this part of the movie
           that's about how there's always this
           tension on a first date where both
           people are thinking about what's going
           to happen with the whole 'good night
           kiss' thing.

Will smiles.

                        WILL
           I really don't 'date' that much.

                        SKYLAR
                 (laughs)
           You know what I mean. I know you've
           at least thought about it.

                        WILL
           No I haven't...

                        SKYLAR
           Yes you have. You were thinking you
           were gonna get a good night kiss.

                        WILL
                 (mock protest)
           No I wasn't...

                        SKYLAR
           Yes you were.

                        WILL
           I was kinda' hopin' to get a "good night
           laid" but...I'll take a kiss.

She laughs.

                        SKYLAR
           Oh, you will?

                        WILL
           No...I was hoping to get a kiss.

                        SKYLAR
           Then why don't we just get it out of
           the way.

He looks at her.

                        WILL
           Now?

Both of them have cheeseburger in their mouths.

                        SKYLAR
           Yeah.

They kiss, mouths full of burger. It's nice. A beat.

                        SKYLAR (cont'd)
           That had to be the worst good night
           kiss...

Will laughs.

                        WILL
           Hey, look lady, I'm just here for the
           free food.

She smiles.

                        SKYLAR
           Free?

                        WILL
           Hey, I spent all my money on those
           caramels.

She laughs.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. LOCKOBER RESTAURANT -- SAME

Lambeau and Sean, having finished their meal. Lambeau has
been pitching Sean.

                        SEAN
           I've been busy, Gerry. I got a full
           schedule.

                        LAMBEAU
           This kid's special, Sean. I've never
           seen anything like him.

                        SEAN
           Not much free time, Gerry.
                        LAMBEAU
           Have you ever heard of a man named
           Ramanujan?

Sean nods his head.

                        SEAN
           Yeah.

                        LAMBEAU
           He was alive over a hundred years ago.
           He was Indian. Dots, not feathers...

Sean finishes the joke. Lambeau chuckles.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           So this Ramanujan lived in a tiny hut
           in India. No formal education, no
           access to other works. But he came
           across an old math book and from this
           basic text he was able to extrapolate
           theories that had baffled mathematicians
           for years.

                        SEAN
           And he mailed it to Hardy--

                        LAMBEAU
           --That's right, Sean. He mailed it to
           a professor at Cambridge who immediately
           recognized the brilliance in his work
           and brought Ramanujan to England.

                        SEAN
           Where he contracted pneumonia and died
           at a young age--

                        LAMBEAU
           They worked together for the remainder
           of their lives, producing some of the
           most exciting math theory ever done.
           Ramanujan's genius was unparalleled,
           Sean. This boy is like that. But
           he's very defensive and I need someone
           who can get through to him.

                        SEAN
           Why me?

                        LAMBEAU
           I need someone with your kind of
           background.

                        SEAN
           My kind of background?

                        LAMBEAU
           You're from the same neighborhood.
           South Boston.

                        SEAN
           He's from Southie? How many people
           did you try before you came to me?

                        LAMBEAU
                 (looks squarely at Sean)
           Five.

Sean gives a slight, knowing smile.

                        SEAN
           Who? Barry, Henry, Rick...

Lambeau nods.

                        SEAN
           Not Rick? You didn't send him to Rick?

                        LAMBEAU
           Just meet with the boy once a week.

                        SEAN
           Can we do it at my office?

                        LAMBEAU
           That would be fine.

The waiter comes with the CHECK. Each man reaches for it.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Sean, please.

                        SEAN
           I got it.

                        LAMBEAU
           It's on the college.

Sean relents.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. BUNKER HILL CAMPUS -- MORNING
Establishing shot of the red-brick campus. Planes land at
nearby Logan airport. Will walks up the steps.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY

Sean's office is comfortable. Books are stacked against the
wall. There is a PAINTING on the wall behind Sean. Sean is
seated behind a desk. Lambeau sits in a chair in the back of
the room, next to Tom. A long beat passes, they wait.

                        LAMBEAU
           Any vulnerability he senses, he'll
           exploit.

                        SEAN
           I'll be okay.

                        LAMBEAU
           It's a poker game with this young man.
           Don't let him see what you've got.

Sean nods. Will walks in. Everyone stands to greet Will.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Hello, Will. Any trouble finding the
           place?

                        WILL
           No.

                        LAMBEAU
           Will, this is Sean Maguire. Sean,
           Will Hunting.

Sean and Will nod. An awkward moment as the four men stand.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           Well, let's get started.

                        WILL
           Yeah, let's let the healing begin.

Lambeau is slightly embarrassed. Sean smiles at Will's joke.

                        SEAN
           Would you excuse us?

                        LAMBEAU
           Tom.

                        SEAN
           You too, Gerry.

Lambeau looks at Sean, surprised. Sean's stare is unwavering.
After an awkward moment, Lambeau goes, leaving Sean and Will
alone. Will doesn't look at Sean for more than a second. He
seems more interested in the room. There is a long silence as
Sean watches Will.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Hello, Will. I'm Sean Maguire.

A smile crosses Will's face as he walks to his chair and sits.
He lights a cigarette. Sean continues to watch him. Finally--

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Where are you from in Southie?

                        WILL
           Did you buy all these books retail, or
           do you send away for like a "shrink
           kit" that comes with all these volumes
           included?

                        SEAN
           Have you read all these books, Will?

                        WILL
           Probably not.

                        SEAN
                 (indicating a shelf)
           How about the ones on that shelf?

Will's eyes flicker up to the shelf for an instant.

                        WILL
           Yeah, I read those.

                        SEAN
           What did you think?

                        WILL
           I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
           They're your books, why don't you read
           'em?

                        SEAN
           I did.

                        WILL
           That must have taken you a long time.

                        SEAN
           Yeah, it did take me a long time.

Sean says this with pride. His determined stare and confident
manner catch Will a bit off guard. Will rises from his chair
and goes to the shelf.

                        WILL
                 (looking at book)
           "A History of the United States, Volume
           I." If you want to read a real history
           book, read Howard Zinn's "A People's
           History of the United States." That
           book will knock you on your ass.

                        SEAN
           How about Noam Chomsky's "Manufacturing
           Consent?"

                        WILL
           You people baffle me. You spend all
           this money on beautiful, fancy books--
           and they're the wrong fuckin' books.

                        SEAN
           You think so?

                        WILL
           Whatever blows your hair back.

Will returns to his chair. Pause.

                        SEAN
                 (indicating cigarette)
           Guy your age shouldn't smoke so much.
           Stunt your growth.

                        WILL
           You're right. It really gets in the
           way of my jazzercizing.

Sean does not seem at all affected by Will's attitude. He
remains behind the big desk with almost half a smile on his
face. Will is aware of Sean's confidence.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           Do you lift?

                        SEAN
           Yes, I do.

                        WILL
           Nautilus?

                        SEAN
           Free weights.
                        WILL
           Oh yeah? Me too. What do you bench?

                        SEAN
           285.

                        WILL
           Oh.

Will gets up again and moves around his chair to Sean's
painting. It is a picture of an old sailboat in a tremendous
storm--by no means a masterpiece. Will studies it.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           You paint this?

                        SEAN
           Yeah. Do you paint?

                        WILL
           No.

                        SEAN
           Crayons?

                        WILL
           This is a real piece of shit.

                        SEAN
           Tell me what you really think.

                        WILL
           Poor color composition, lousy use of
           space. But that shit doesn't really
           concern me.

                        SEAN
           What does?

                        WILL
           The color here, see how dark it is?
           It's interesting.

                        SEAN
           What is?

                        WILL
           I think you're one step away from 
           cutting your ear off.

                        SEAN
           Oh, "Starry Night" time, huh?

                        WILL
           You ever heard the saying, "any port in
           a storm?"

                        SEAN
           Sure, how 'bout "still waters run deep"--

                        WILL
           --Well, maybe that means you.

                        SEAN
           Maybe what mea--

                        WILL

           Maybe you were in the middle of a storm,
           a big fuckin' storm-- the waves were
           crashing over the bow, the Goddamned
           mast was about to snap, and you were
           crying for the harbor. So you did
           what you had to do, to get out. Maybe
           you became a psychologist.

                        SEAN
           Maybe you should be a patient and sit
           down.

                        WILL
           Maybe you married the wrong woman.

                        SEAN
           Watch your mouth.

                        WILL
           That's it isn't it? You married the
           wrong woman. She leave you? Was she
           bangin' someone else?

Sean is walking slowly towards Will.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           How are the seas now, D--

In a flash, Sean has Will by the throat. Will is helpless.

                        SEAN
           If you ever disrespect my wife again...I
           will end you.

                        WILL
           Time's up.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. HALLWAY -- CONTINUOUS

Will walks out of Sean's office past Lambeau and Tom who are
sitting in the hallway.

                        WILL
           At ease, gentlemen.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY

Sean stands behind his desk in his office, still very much on
edge. Lambeau walks in.

                        LAMBEAU
           Five minutes, Sean. Are you okay?

A pause, Sean is staring at his painting.

                        LAMBEAU (cont'd)
           I'll understand if you don't want to
           meet with him again.

                        SEAN
           Thursday, four o'clock. Make sure the
           kid is here.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. WONDERLAND RACETRACK -- DAY

Will and Skylar sit in the stands watching the dogs run. They
ad lib teasing one another about England, Ireland, and America.

                        SKYLAR
           You grew up around here?

                        WILL
           Not far from here, South Boston.

                        SKYLAR
           How was that?

                        WILL
           Pretty boring, I guess.

She smiles.

                        SKYLAR
           I bet you have a great family.

                        WILL
           You know, nothing special.

                        SKYLAR
           You have a lot of brothers and sisters?

                        WILL
           Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?

                        SKYLAR
           Yeah.

                        WILL
           Well, Irish Catholic. What do you
           think?

                        SKYLAR
           How many?

                        WILL
           You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

                        SKYLAR
           What, five?

Will shakes his head.

                        SKYLAR (cont'd)
           Seven?

Will shakes his head. Smiles.

                        SKYLAR (cont'd)
           Come on.

                        WILL
           I have twelve big brothers.

                        SKYLAR
           Not a chance.

                        WILL
           Yup, you're lookin' at lucky thirteen.

                        SKYLAR
           Bullshit.

                        WILL
           I swear to God.

                        SKYLAR
           Your house must have been a zoo.

                        WILL
           It was great. There was always someone
           to play with, give you advice.

                        SKYLAR
           Do you know all their names?

                        WILL
           'Course I do, they're my brothers.

                        SKYLAR
           Well...

                        WILL
           Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey,
           Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby,
           Johnny, and Brian.

                        SKYLAR
                 (laughing)
           Do you keep in touch with them?

                        WILL
           All the time. We all live in Southie.
           I live with three of them now.

Skylar smiles.

                        SKYLAR
           I want to meet them.

                        WILL
           We'll do that.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. SEAN'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT

As we pan across Sean's small apartment, we find it strewn
with dirty clothes and the sink full of dishes. Although, if
it weren't for the clutter, the place would feel pretty
bare. A framed SPORTS ILLUSTRATED cover featuring a screaming
Larry Bird and entitled "CELTIC PRIDE" hangs on the wall.
Sean sits at the table next to another nearly empty bottle of
BUSHMILL'S IRISH WHISKEY. He is deep in thought.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will strolls into the office. Sean is waiting there behind
his desk. He seems different. More calm. Will and Sean stare
at each other for a long moment.

                        WILL
           You again. How the paintin' coming?

Sean stands up.

                        SEAN
           Come with me.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. BOSTON COMMON -- MINUTES LATER

Sean and Will sit in the bleachers at the mostly empty park.
They look out over a small pond, in which a group of
schoolchildren on a field trip ride the famous Swan Boats.

                        WILL
           So what's with this place? You have a
           swan fetish? Is this something you'd
           like to talk about?

                        SEAN
           I was thinking about what you said to
           me the other day, about my painting.
           I stayed up half the night thinking
           about it and then something occured
           to me and I fell into a deep peaceful
           sleep and haven't thought about you
           since. You know what occurred to me?

                        WILL
           No.

                        SEAN
           You're just a boy. You don't have the
           faintest idea what you're talking about.

                        WILL
           Why thank you.

                        SEAN
           You've never been out of Boston.

                        WILL
           No.

                        SEAN
           So if I asked you about art you could
           give me the skinny on every art book
           ever written...Michelangelo?
           You know a lot about him I bet. Life's
           work, criticisms, political aspirations.
           But you couldn't tell me what it smells
           like in the Sistine Chapel. You've
           never stood there and looked up at
           that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked
           you about women I'm sure you could
           give me a syllabus of your personal
           favorites, and maybe you've been laid
           a few times too. But you couldn't
           tell me how it feels to wake up next
           to a woman and be truly happy. If I
           asked you about war you could refer me
           to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional
           material, but you've never been in 
           one. You've never held your best
           friend's head in your lap and watched
           him draw his last breath, looking to
           you for help. And if I asked you about
           love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never
           looked at a woman and been truly
           vulnerable. Known that someone could
           kill you with a look. That someone
           could rescue you from grief.
           That God had put an angel on Earth
           just for you. And you wouldn't know
           how it felt to be her angel. To have
           the love be there for her forever.
           Through anything, through cancer. You
           wouldn't know about sleeping sitting
           up in a hospital room for two months
           holding her hand and not leaving because
           the doctors could see in your eyes
           that the term "visiting hours" didn't
           apply to you. And you wouldn't know
           about real loss, because that only
           occurs when you lose something you
           love more than yourself, and you've
           never dared to love anything that much.
           I look at you and I don't see an
           intelligent confident man, I don't see
           a peer, and I don't see my equal. I
           see a boy. Nobody could possibly
           understand you, right Will? Yet you
           presume to know so much about me because
           of a painting you saw. You must know
           everything about me. You're an orphan,
           right?

Will nods quietly.

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           Do you think I would presume to know
           the first thing about who you are
           because I read "Oliver Twist?" And I
           don't buy the argument that you don't
           want to be here, because I think you
           like all the attention you're getting.
           Personally, I don't care. There's
           nothing you can tell me that I can't
           read somewhere else. Unless we talk
           about your life. But you won't do
           that. Maybe you're afraid of what
           you might say.

Sean stands,

                        SEAN (cont'd)
           It's up to you.

And walks away.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. CONSTRUCTION SITE -- DAY

Will and Chuckie doing demo at the site. They throw
cinderblocks out a window into a pile. They are filthy.

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. SOUTH BOSTON STREET -- NIGHT

Rain pounds South Boston. Chuckie sits with the Cadillac 
idling, humming to the radio. Morgan and Billy sit in the
back, sharing a case of beer. Will is at a pay phone.

INT. SKYLAR'S ROOM -- NIGHT

                        SKYLAR
           Hello?

Will hangs up and runs back to the car, soaked.

                        CHUCKIE
           Who'd you call?

                        WILL
           No one. I didn't have the number.

                        MORGAN
           What are you, retarded? You went all
           the way out there in the rain and you
           didn't have the number?
                        WILL
           No, it was your mother's 900 number.
           I just ran out of quarters.

Laughter. Chuckie pulls away from the curb.

                        MORGAN
           Why don't we get off mothers, I just
           got off yours.

There is a long moment of silence in response to Morgan's
attempt at levity. Then laughter.

                        BILLY
           You're a pretty funny guy. Here, have
           a nickel.

Billy WHIPS his EMPTY BEER CAN off of Morgan's head.

                        MORGAN
           Keep fuckin' with me. Watch what
           happens.

                        BILLY
           All right, then.

                        MORGAN
           Watch what happens.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will sits across from Sean completely silent and takes out a
pack of cigarettes.

                        SEAN
           No smoking.

Will puts the cigarettes away. Sean stares at Will and
occaisionally at the clock. Sean continues to check the clock
on the wall. It is the only clock in the room and it is BEHIND
Will. Their hour is almost up.

CLOSE ON: WILL'S EYES INTERCUT WITH THE CLOCK.

He is counting seconds. As the second hand crosses the twelve,
Will stands up and walks out, leaving Sean alone.

INT. HALLWAY -- LATER

Lambeau and Sean walk down the hallway after the session.

                        LAMBEAU
           What do you mean "he didn't talk?"
           You sat there for an hour?

                        SEAN
           No, he just sat there and counted the
           seconds until the session was over.
           It was pretty impressive, actually.

                        LAMBEAU
           Why would he do that?

                        SEAN
           To show me he doesn't have to talk to
           me if he doesn't want to.

                        LAMBEAU
           Oh, what is this? Some kind of staring
           contest between two kids from the "old
           neighborhood?"

                        SEAN
           I won't talk first.

EXT. WILL'S APARTMENT -- EVENING

Chuckie drops Will off at his apartment, watches him [Will] walk up
the steps.

                                                  DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. WILL'S APARTMENT -- MORNING

Chuckie pulls up to the curb and walks up the steps to Will's
front door. After a beat, Will emerges. They get back in [the car].

                                                       CUT TO:

EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE -- DAY

Will and Chuckie at work. Chuckie shows Will how to be a man.

INT. L STREET BAR & GRILLE, SOUTH BOSTON -- NIGHT

The bar is a bit more crowded than usual. Will and Chuckie
walk back to their table, carrying beers. They pass a table 
of GIRLS, local regulars getting just as bombed as the guys.
These girls are a little overdone. Too much make-up, too much
hairspray, and too much body for such tight outfits. One of
the girls, KRYSTYN, smiles at Will who seems subdued.

                        KRYSTYN
           Hi, Will.

                        WILL
           How you doin', Krystyn.

They pass the table of girls. Chuckie looks at one, ruefully.

                        CHUCKIE
           I didn't get on Cathy last night.

                        WILL
           Why not?

                        CHUCKIE
           I don't know.

Chuckie turns back to one of the girls, calling out:

                        CHUCKIE (cont'd)
           Cathy! Why didn't you give me none of
           your twat last night?

A girl at the table, CATHY, holds up her PINKY FINGER and smiles--
revealing a mouthful of MISSING TEETH.

                        CATHY
           Fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie!

                        CHUCKIE
           She's missin' teeth, Will.

Will nods, not really into it tonight.

                        CHUCKIE (cont'd)
           Plus, it's like, five to two Morgan
           ends up marryin' her. There's only so
           many times you can bang your friend's
           future wife...

They get to the table. Will's heart just isn't in it.

                        WILL
           I'm takin' off.

                        ALL
           We're goin' late night.

                        WILL
           I'm tired.

                                                       CUT TO:

INT. LAMBEAU'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will and Lambeau work together at the board. They communicate 
non-verbally as they collaborate on a problem. After a
particularly amusing series of numbers, they share a look and
laugh.

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INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY

Will and Sean sit in silence. A long moment passes. Sean
casually reclines in his chair, disinterested. Will restlessly 
looks around the room and then back to Sean. An odd half smile
crosses Sean's face. After a moment:

                        WILL
           You know, I was on this plane once.
           And I'm sittin' there and the captain
           comes on and is like "we'll be cruising
           at 35,000 feet," and does his thing,
           then he puts the mike down but forgets
           to turn it off. Then he says "man,
           all I want right now is a blow-job and
           a cup of coffee." So the stewardess
           goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit
           to tell him the mike's still on, and
           this guy in the back of the plane goes
           "don't forget the coffee!"

                        SEAN
                 (smiles)
           You've never been on a plane.

                        WILL
           I know, but the joke's better if I
           tell it in the first person.

A beat.

                        WILL (cont'd)
           I have been laid you know.

Sean smiles.

                        SEAN
           Yeah? You got a lady now?

                        WILL
           Yeah, I went on a date last week.

                        SEAN
           How'd it go?

                        WILL
           Fine.

                        SEAN
           Well, are you going out again?

                        WILL
           I don't know.

                        SEAN
           Why not?

                        WILL
           Haven't called her.