2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be

　　4ever Forever

　　A/S/L Age/Sex/Location

　　AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

　　AFAIK As Far As I Know

　　AFK Away From Keyboard

　　AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

　　AISI As I See It

　　AKA Also Known As

　　AMBW All My Best Wishes

　　ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor

　　AOTS All Of The Sudden

　　ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible

　　ASAP As Soon As Possible

　　ATST At The Same Time

　　AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

　　AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again

　　AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
B4 Before

　　B4N Bye For Now

　　BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel

　　BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

　　BBIAF Be Back In A Few

　　BBL Be Back Later

　　BBN Bye Bye Now

　　BCNU Be Seein' You

　　BFD Big F***ing Deal

　　BFN Bye For Now

　　BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart

　　BIF Basis In Fact

　　CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)

　　CID Consider It Done

　　CIO Check It Out

　　CIS CompuServe Information Service

　　CMF Count My Fingers

　　CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing

　　CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**

　　CSL Can't Stop Laughing

　　CTC Choaking The Chicken

　　CUL8R See You Later

　　CWYL Chat With You Later

　　CYA Cover Your Ass

　　CYL See You Later

　　BITD Back In The Day

　　BM Byte Me

　　BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass

　　BNF Big Name Fan

　　BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again

　　BR Bathroom

　　BRB Be Right Back

　　BRT Be Right There

　　BS Big Smile

　　BT Byte This

　　BTDT Been There Done That

　　BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me

　　BTW By The Way

　　BTWBO Be There With Bells On

　　BWDIK But What Do I Know?

　　BWO Black, White or Other
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

　　DD Due Diligence

　　DDD Direct Distance Dial

　　DETI Don't Even Think It

　　DGT Don't Go There

　　DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath

　　DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A d*amn

　　DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**

　　DKDC Don't Know Don't Care

　　DLTM Don't Lie To Me

　　DQYDJ Don't Quit You're Day Job

　　DRIB Don't Read If Busy

　　DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

　　EG Evil Grin

　　EOM End Of Message

　　ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator