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我敢保证他一定告诉您我超速了
- 2005-12-30 14:01:00
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspe...>>查看全文
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笑话精选
- 2005-12-30 14:01:00
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Skunk
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put do...>>查看全文
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保时捷汽车500美圆
- 2005-12-30 14:00:00
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche（保时捷汽车）! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it mig...>>查看全文
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我认为现在我们该等警察来了
- 2005-12-30 14:00:00
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, ...>>查看全文
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They're Busy
- 2005-12-30 13:59:00
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They're Busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
“ May I speak to your parents? ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”
“ The po...>>查看全文
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金鱼
- 2005-12-30 13:54:00
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Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: ...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（一）
- 2005-12-30 13:41:00
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赌
Bet
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ” ...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（二）
- 2005-12-30 13:39:00
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你的钟准吗
Stupid Question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（三）
- 2005-12-30 13:38:00
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The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（四）
- 2005-12-30 13:34:00
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Dingding's Adventure
1. Teacher: Dingding, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Dingding: Me. 2...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（五）
- 2005-12-30 13:33:00
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Skunk
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put do...>>查看全文
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