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好消息与坏消息 The motorbike accident
- 2005-12-30 14:30:00
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There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(麻药）, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously. ...>>查看全文
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探望病人
- 2005-12-30 14:29:00
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When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed to understand, but our six...>>查看全文
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口香糖和安全套Chewing Gum
- 2005-12-30 14:28:00
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A gum-chewing (嚼口香糖的）American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He...>>查看全文
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偷情
- 2005-12-30 14:26:00
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each...>>查看全文
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你想用什么来补你的牙齿呢？
- 2005-12-30 14:22:00
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity (洞，空穴）that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of fil...>>查看全文
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让别人高兴
- 2005-12-30 14:22:00
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Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please...>>查看全文
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A Gentleman绅士
- 2005-12-30 14:21:00
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Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes...>>查看全文
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你确定你不知道我是谁？
- 2005-12-30 14:20:00
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out (清除） new students, havin...>>查看全文
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两个疯子的对话
- 2005-12-30 14:14:00
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Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just t...>>查看全文
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一只导盲狗Seeing-Eye Dog
- 2005-12-30 14:07:00
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspe...>>查看全文
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我敢保证他一定告诉您我超速了.
- 2005-12-30 14:05:00
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspe...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（二）
- 2005-12-30 14:04:00
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你的钟准吗
Stupid Question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（一）
- 2005-12-30 14:04:00
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赌
Bet
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ” ...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（三）
- 2005-12-30 14:03:00
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The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30...>>查看全文
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笑话精选（四）
- 2005-12-30 14:02:00
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Dingding's Adventure
1. Teacher: Dingding, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Dingding: Me. 2...>>查看全文
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