Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie'em in a knot?
Can you tie'em in a bow?
Can you throw'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Can your ears stand high?
Can they stand up in the sky?
Can they stand up if they're wet?
Can they stand up if they're dry?
Can you wave them to your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Can your ears stand high?
Repeat first verse